Beware of the Designated Driver

As many of you know, I have sworn off alcohol (medication and general health reasons). So now I am the ride home. Well, my friends, you should always be nice to the DDs at your party. They are the only ones who are sober around your drunkedness. We will remember all the fun and gory details of the evening. We see the true, the funny, the bad and the ugly of you being such lushes. And we are not afraid to use this information to blackmail your wasted asses!