Wise Words- Part Dos

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1. Say what you mean and mean what you say.
2. Take responsibilities for your own actions.
3. Sleeping it off helps put things in persepective the next morning.
4. A watched pot never boils.
5. Never drive far with the gas light on (I've pushed waaay too many cars in my life)
6. If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.
7. Your mom did have a favorite, either hope you were it or you are dads. If not, suck up to your grandparents.
8. No one ever said life is fair.
9. The most appreciated things are those which are earned.
10. If a cat hisses, leave it alone.
11. You will get your heart broken one day.
12. Hindsight is 20/20.
13. On your deathbed you will not hope you spent more time at work or had a cleaner house.
14. Don't scratch your chicken pox.
15. Have a past juicy enough to brag about to your grandchildren.
16. Your true friends will tell you when you look fat in your jeans or dress.
17. Husbands should never tell their wives they ever look fat.
18. If you are wrong, apologize. If your not, figure out if it means more to be right or to let it go.
19. Happiness is a gift only you can give yourself.
20. If it cries it's either hungry, dirty, or sad. Figure it out.