Some of these may sound like things your mom said (or now as a mom are saying). Others are from my teen years.
1. If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.
2. Don't eat yellow snow.
3. Shut the door, we don't live in a barn.
4. If you are going to fight, fight fair.
5. Pick on people your own size.
6. Walk with your head up and eyes wide open.
7. Don't share things you put in your mouth, that's how you get mono (learned that one from experience).
8. The best sex you ever had is probably from the worst person for you.
9. Googling someone is normal.
10. All Mikes are dicks.
11. When shopping ask if you need it or want it more.
12. Don't go to sleep angry.
13. Treat others as you would like to be treated.
14. A good friend doesn't wait to be asked how to help, but is there for you when you don't ask.
15. Sometimes it best to cut your losses.
16. It is better to not keep things bottled up.
17. Watch what you say in anger, you won't be able to take it back.
18. Love like there is no tomorrow.
Finally, the Final
6 years ago
2 comments:
Isn't it funny when you wake up and realize your mom is right? If only we listened to the little mom in our heads.
But it is so much more fun to listen to the little devil over your left shoulder.
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